10) "You didn't know you had to carry and wash out your buddy's gear?"
Leslie-Anne of Atlanta, Ga.

9) "Don't worry, as soon as we descend through the first 50 feet, we'll be able to see each other again!"
Helen of Orlando, Fla.

8) "Don't worry! Most of the divers make it back to the boat before it leaves."
Bob Granato of New York

7) "Dude, your power inflator battery is way dead. You might want to get a replacement before you hit the water."
Jeff Voight of Arlington, Va.

6) "Glad I'm not using rental gear, I saw them spill a bucket of chum on all the BCs."
Paul Counts of Manchester, Mo.

5) "I own all my gear. I read where a diver died from bacteria breathed from a rental reg."
Allen Wooten of Thomasville, Ga.

4) "What shark repellent do you use?"
John Maughan of England

3) "They told you to do it like that? I'll look for another buddy."
Rafael Laverde of Miami, Fla.

2) "Hey, does your dive computer have internet access?"
Katy Perry of Martinez, Calif.

1) "If anything happens can I have your watch?"
John Maughan of England