#7 Rudolph's nose shorts out under water.

#8 He quivers every time he hears the word "tank."

#2 "Hey, does your dive computer have internet access?"Katy Perry of Martinez, Calif.

#10 "Was your nose bleeding like that when you went under?" Christina Booth of Brooklyn, N.Y.

#7 Your film trails you like kelp as you exit the dive.George Donovan of San Diego, Calif.

#9 You had split fins years before they were invented.Kevin S. of Toronto, Ont./

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