#1 I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#4 Headless Seahorseman. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#2 "I Can't Believe It's Not Spit" Mask Defogger. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#9 He invites you to the annual "Great White No Cage, No Problem Dive Experience." Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#6 Listed "Narcosis" as dive objective. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

#8 I will give my mother-in-law a gift certificate for a shark feeder program. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

Buddy? Oh, did I go down with a buddy? We've got the top 10 things not to say on a dive boat.

#5 The guy at Home Depot told me this light was waterproof. Scuba Diving's Top 10 Things Lists

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